1. Taking the Fright Out of Halloween

    Not scary:

    Scary:
    Got costume? We do. 28 rocking ideas, all modeled after movie characters from your favorite 80’s cult films (mostly).

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  2. Think Outside the Box

    I’m all for sexually suggestive slogans, but I have reservations about this one, which doesn’t seem all that clever. Or original. Now, as for that pink shading applied to the text…

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  3. Love Drunk

    Desperation is such a turnoff…
    Thirsty?

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  4. Love Drunk

    Addiction is such a fickle muse…

    Thirsty?
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  5. Love Drunk

    Addiction is such a fickle muse…

    Thirsty?
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  6. Guy Banned From Mall For Marijuana T-Shirt

    Oh you Aurora, Colorado. 

    Two dozen pro-marijuana demonstrators dared the Aurora Mall to stop them like they had Jake Gailey when he entered the mall wearing a shirt that features a play on Barack Obama’s “Yes We Can” campaign slogan and graphics, but instead features the message “YES WE CANNABIS” and displays a marijuana leaf. They marched into the mall wearing t-shirts promoting marijuana. Gailey admits he got upset about the request, then later agreed to be banned from the mall for a year in exchange for the Aurora police dropping a charge of disturbing the peace.
    I’m sure that if Jake wore Mechoulam&Gaoni&Edery, the mall cops would not have been intelligent enough to stop him. Buy this inconspicuously pro cannabis T-Shirt now from the FAILShirt shop for $24.99.

    Mechoulam&Gaoni&Edery pays homage to the three scientist (Raphael Mechoulam, Yechiel Gaoni and Habib Edery) who first isolated the compound known as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, the main psychoactive substance found in the cannabis plant.
     

    Via HailMaryJane. 

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  7. Show Us Your Tits

    This young and confident lad was spotted at Comic-Con 2010. No beating around the bush for this guy. He gets straight to the point and if you’re not down with that, well, you can SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. Stay classy, buddy.

    Photo via Flick member Arnold Tijerina

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  8. Speaking in tongues…

    …is reserved for genuine cunninglinguists.

    A topical tee:
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  9. Lost in Time…

    …and, presumably, translation too. Kids wear the damnedest things, especially when (a) they don’t understand English and (b) they suffer from delusions of grandeur.

    Via. &.

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  10. Royal Flush

    Burn baby burn…

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